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Cookie Policy | some bugger always spoils things

I hate to have to do this to you!

Cookie Policy: Hi, before I go any further, allow me to offer my sincerest apologies for the very existence of this page. I wish it didn't exist, but it does. Before going any further, we're going to have a little history lesson.

Back in the realms of time in the early noughties, to be exact, some bored Numpty in the EU decreed that website owners had to tell users about the use of cookies. At that time, the average computer user didn't give a shit about cookies or even know what they were, apart from the ones with chocolate chips that you eat with a drink of cow juice (milk).

Even though we are no longer in the EU (who knows for how much longer), we still have to comply with that edict. That is why the annoying box pops up at the bottom of the screen. I have tried to make my cookie policy as painless as possible; I do hope that you can see past them.